INVASION. INVASION. WE'RE BEING INVADED, GAIANS! Sound the alarm! Ring the bells! Ride around on a horse carrying lanterns to warn people, because we must make appropriate preparations. We are on the brink of
war, everyone. Why? Because... Because... Because my chest filled with delicious candy has been
infected with... Oh, it's almost too terrible to say! Deep breaths, Jet. It's been infected with
grunnies. Oh, the horror! They've eaten everything, everything! My precious fudgey peanut butter ripples, my caramel cockatoo crunch... I think I have them confined to the chest, but what if they
spread? No, we need to start containment measures now. Guys, you gotta help me!
Simply grab a
G-Box and open it up to see what it contains! (Hint: it won't be candy. Those little monsters!) It could be a sack of gold or some amazing GoFusion Charms -- maybe even a wildcard, if you're lucky! We've also stocked up on
G-Box Plus, which is equivalent to opening 100 G-Boxes at once! Did you know that all Grunnies convert candy into gold or Charms? It's true! It's because -- oh no. Oh no. Guys, I'm talking like Diedrich. THIS IS THE END OF DAYS. Please, take these terrible, infectious little monsters away from me, before it gets even worse! I think I'll be able to contain their spread until
August 12th, 6:59 PM PST, but who knows what will happen after that? Good luck, guys. You're gonna need it.
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