All right everyone, listen up! It's finally Friday, and I won't tolerate any lollygagging while I'm sciencing about the room! Or lecturing, or whatever it is I'm actually supposed to be doing. So I expect you all to pay very close attention! Let me just find my notes here and... Well, it seems I've forgotten my notes. Never mind! This important safety lecture that could potentially prevent you from experiencing a horrible, painful end at the hands of one of my creations -- I mean, inventions -- will have to wait for next week! In the meantime, let's take a look at today's stunning finale from Peony and Blossoms!
Peony and Blossoms: The past few months have all been a blur. Everything had seemed so harmless at first. You were just receiving discounts at the mall and bonuses from your boss because your dog was so adorable! That sort of thing could happen to anyone, right? There was no way you could have known that any of this would happen...Blossom TV shows. Blossom magazines. Blossom fragrances. Blossom airlines. Everyone reveres the cute, cuddly little critter like some sort of popular idol. You've already done five interviews today as Blossom's esteemed "interpreter" and there's at least two more to come. You even have your own legion of committed fans -- after all, you were the one who found Blossom back in that peony bush. As the great Keeper of Blossom, you're showered with gifts from the adoring multitudes: jewelry, a comfy cardigan, even a fabulous couture gown... And of course, a bunch of custom leashes for Blossom. But it is no longer you who leads the pooch around -- she's taken the reins. She controls everything now. Everything.
You are Blossom. I am Blossom. We are all Blossom. Yipyip!
Unfortunately that's all the time I have this week, but be sure to tune in next week for our next Evolving Item Report! You can see all these incredible items and more in La Victoire, and don't forget to vote in our Weekly EI Poll to let us know what your favorites are. See you soon, junior scientists!
