Okay, okay. Hang on. So, apparently, Cygnus' silly lutist elf brat is some sort of lost prince from the ancient kingdom of Ican'tpronouncethenamia, and thus is now super rich on top of being super powerful and also part vampire. How? How is any of this fair? I just... HRNGGHH! BEARDO RAGE! He's so much better than I am at Gauntlets and Goblins and it's just not fair! That's it. I just gotta practice more, you know. Maybe if I chuck a ridiculous amount of dice around I'll magically become luckier with my rolls? Because I'm losing, like, every single one. And if there is one thing I can't take, it's losing at a fantasy game featuring ridiculous characters with rules that seem to be increasingly haphazard and tailored to Cygnus' playstyle! It ain't right! So, okay. With the new Critical Roll (48 Pack) there should be tons of dice available for me to become a real expert at this thing. And win some awesome prizes, too!
Critical Roll is easy to play -- just toss the dice and see if you win your encounter! You could win items like Blade of the Dawn Sky or Gabriel's Wings, or up to 250 million gold. If you win gold you'll even have the chance to try for a critical hit and double your winnings. Fumbling, however, means you lose half your winnings. Which I've done way more times than I feel is appropriate. Just remember that Critical Roll leaves La Victoire on March 15th, 11:59 PM EST. Okay. Deep breaths, Jet. No more losing! I'm here to punch things and drink health potions, and I'm all out of health potions. LET'S DO THIS, BEARDO.
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