You know what I don't like? Being told what to do. So when some crazy lady came up to me in the middle of the marketplace the other day howling at me to "beware the Ides of March" or whatever, I take some umbrage. I mean, who the heck does she think she is? More to the point, who does she think I am? Did she take me for an emperor? 'Cause if so that's... That's kind of awesome, admittedly. I mean, I'm still working on amassing my legion of animal followers who will one day declare me their king but... Wow, maybe I shouldn't have been so offended. Also I probably should not have called her stinky. Now I feel kind of bad. Well, anyway! I ain't scared of no ides, and to prove my point I'm having a special sale just to show how unafraid I am! Check it out:
Bundles, baby! There's the Bundle of the Gods for any of you gents lookin' to kick it really old school, the Bundle of the Goddesses perfect for showing off your divine beauty, and the Bundle of the Monsters which is full of things that'd no doubt make a hydra scamper away in fear. We've also got the Ides of March Surprise, which could give you any of the bundles listed above or potentially the fabulous Super Toga Party Bundle, filled with items sure to make you feel almost immortal! Just like I do! Because if there is one thing I'm not scared of, it's old ladies making vague threats in public forums. On that note, if anyone wants to stick around and protect me after they finish their shopping... Anyway, these bundles will be in the shop until March 16th, 11:59 PM EST, so drop by and try some of our awesome items on!
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