Good Afternoon Gaians! Did you miss me? It feels like ages since we've last spoken. It just seems like earlier today I was talking about weird things going on. Talk about memories. The nostalgia is hitting me hard. Now what was I going to tell you..? OH THAT'S RIGHT We have a brand new item I just put on our shelves here at La Victoire! Check it out:
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Get your hands on this month's edition of Magursine, and you're sure to get some beary fashionable ideas for spring and summer looks! Just check out the model on the cover, beclaws you can see how much style they've got in store for you with every turn of the page!
Elusive Sinful Visitor is hiding out by the harbor, but no one knows for sure whether or not they're there, since they're so hard to find! Maybe check around the truck? Try moving it a few times? A hundred times? Who can say if they're anywhere at all...
It's time for an NPC Get Together! Take a stroll with some local friends and you'll walk away from the adventure with a new item like Honey Deerhart, Holy Rose Revolution, Wollstone's Bright Craft, Tough Accidentally Archer, Howl at the Crimson Moon, Peppy Mahou Kanoko, Dusky A in Spades, or Schoolboy Bear Batter! Plus, you could also find one of a plethora of user-designed treasures, like 
Get a taste of these delectable Yummy Nummies and you're sure to find a sweet new paw item! Inside of each of these delicious macarons you'll find a new item for the animal base, like [Animal] Alpacaron, [Animal] Sour Beach, [Animal] Hawt Dawg, [Animal] Extra Salty, [Animal] Purrfait, or [Animal] Bobabebe! You could also find 
With Insta-Idol, you can get in the group, hit it big, and get a bundle of fantastically fashionable items! No matter whether you're the group leader, the main vocalist, the rapper, or the lead dancer, you'll get a bunch of items like Clever Cantrip, Spunky Red Velvet Street Style Cupcake, Smoldering Inferno Champion, Hallowed Cottontail, Destructive Underworld Order, Snowbound Hellhound Summon, Our Dearly Damned, or Alruna's Draconic Absolution! Plus, with each role comes a brand new item as well, so no matter what bundle you get you'll also get an item like 
A Lotl Love: Oh! Okay! ...So I snapped a picture of these critters to investigate further. The tiny magic screen I use for editing cute selfies informed me- almost patronizingly- that these little guys are actually called axolotls and they're not dogs at all-- they're kinda weird, froggy things. Boy, was I off. Lucky for me, these cute pocket-sized monsters of the deep are here to pass out some awesome prizes like Pandie Bun's Memento, Desirable Salacubus, Alruna's Twisted Absolution, Ghastly Zip it, Innocent Demiccubus, Icy Dark Healer, or even the legendary 
What will this month's CI be? We just don't know yet, but you'll be one of the first to find out with the May 2016 Advance Chance! On the day that the next CI is released, you'll be able to open up this surprise bundle to receive a 9-pack of the CI, and start winning the prizes inside hours before they're even available to the general public! That means you'll have the chance to list them on the Marketplace before anyone has seen them! Not to mention, you'll get a copy of the enhanced version of the CI as well! If you're a particularly lucky individual, this month's Advance Chance could even open up to reveal the 
15% off Gaia Cash Coupon: Enter in this coupon code during any purchase of Gaia Cash to receive an extra 15% off Gaia Cash! This 
Hotdog Corgi Coupon: Use this coupon code to receive the adorable Hotdog Corgi with your purchase of 1000 Gaia Cash or more! This adorable little corgi will randomly bring you a rare collectibles previously obtained only through coupon offers and special Gaia Cash sales! You may end up with beautiful items like Fiery Smarty Pants, Sweet Cleric Of Love, Divine Lunar Ascension and more! If you're extremely lucky, you could even receive 
Special Rainbow Penguin Cookie Coupon: Use this coupon code to receive the amazing Special Rainbow Penguin Cookie with your purchase of 1000 Gaia Cash or more via Paypal or Credit Card! Bite into this soulbound cookie to receive one of the amazing Penguin Cookie chance items. Each Penguin Cookie has different chances at a Gaia Cash prize, ranging from 
CORGIMANIA is about to run wild on you, but you can still win big! If you lose to the corgis, it's okay! You'll still get a sweet consolation prize like Fall Desserts, Cirrus Business, or Wartorn Dancer! If you can defeat the corgis, though, you'll score an amazing item like Sinful Fashionmeister Horns, Counterfeit Bride Bouquet or the Ancient Melty Bundle! And, if your victory truly impresses the corgis, they may even grant you a super rare item like a 
Underneath the Spring Parasol you're guaranteed to find an amazing item worth billions of gold! This beautiful parasol can be opened to reveal one of a number of beautiful treasures, and every single one is a high-value item! Inside you'll find a gorgeous item like Modest Swift Shocker, Wish Upon the Shooting Star, Cryptic Wartorn Dancer, Clandestine Koyosetsu, Reclusive Death Speaker, Brilliant Instant Doki, Precisely Debonair Kitsu, Hermes of the Red Moon, or Innocent Chromatic Killer! But, for as many beautiful items as there are inside this umbrella, there are even RARER treasures inside as well! If you're a particularly lucky individual, you could open the parasol to reveal one of a number of valuables like the 
The Pun Wars are upon us, but who's going to walk away with the title of Pun King? No matter who does, you're guaranteed to be the winner! If Takuya Kanbara takes the throne, you'll get a fantastic item like Sinful Fashionmeister Horns, Twisted Crane Warrior, Cruel Death Speaker, or Angry CMYK Dino! If Arlette Mori emerges the victor, you'll score an awesome item like Not Tomorrow Morning, Garage Band Baby, Her Frosty Embrace, or Cryptic Wartorn Dancer! If Rance Clear (who wasn't even taking part in the pun war to begin with...) wins, then consider yourself lucky, because you'll get an incredible item like Misty Roger, Dancing Jellyfrills, the Ancient Melty Bundle, or the Cursed Bundle! Plus, no matter who wins or loses the pun war, you've got a chance at winning one of five legendary Project Tickets, so no matter how good or bad the pun was, you could still walk away with a 
The Win Gaia Bundle is filled with a staggering amount of incredible rarities from Gaia's past -- and potentially it's future! Because not only do you get valuable items like a Gold Medal, Kodiac Grizzly Bear Hat, and even an Angelic Halo, but you'll also be guaranteed one of the following tickets: a Rainbow Ticket, a Platinum Ticket, or a Golden Ticket! That's right, you'll be loaded down with some of Gaia's most famous items, plus you'll have the opportunity to create something of your own!
Remove the ribbon and wrapping from Luminous Luxury and you'll find a brand new item! You could find one of several amazing new recolors, like Biohazard Mine Mine Mine, Tricky Selken Favor, Crystal Clear Emerald, Tidal Samurai Soul, Loves Me Truly, Loves Me Not, Sweet Little Friend, Solemn Lonely Traveler, or Dee and Es Charm! You could also win one of a number of user-designed recolors, like 
Get to cooking with the Silver Spatula and you could find yourself with 
Enter the Sunny Greenhouse and you're likely to find some beautiful plants and a brand new item as well! You could find yourself with an item like Curious Witch of Fate, Flora's Coy Waltz, Spring Succulove, Melon Tree Sylph, Deserted Mage Karasu, Autumnal Toadstool Scout, or Some Peppy Bunny Loves You! You could also find one of a number of user-designed treasures, like