How do you fend off boredom, Gaians? Cygnus and I have already played a few card games, cleaned the entire shop, threw a moderately sized party (you were invited, I promise! Did the invite get lost in the mail?) and we even organized our entire inventory by color, style, alphabetically, and in chronological order of new and shininess. What's left to do?
We could... discount some stuff?
That's a great idea! Hey Gaians, Cygnus is a total and complete genius. While he does all the fun work behind slashing our prices, I'm gonna get down to business and decide what's getting a discount. I normally do that by a highly technical game of eeny-meeny-miny-mo, but this time I'll just go ahead and choose randomly. I piiiick..... These ones! Check it out:
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Little Haunted Box bundles are
discounted for a limited time only!
Is this
Little Haunted Box eerie or what? It seems to be overflowing with creepy and cool items for all my creepy couture collectors out there, like the spooky
Standby Roundabout. Sanguine Addiction Bundle, Bloody Arm Bundle, Bloody Marionette Restrung, or the brand new exclusive
Buoyant Beachcomber! Avert your gaze, Gaians, lest ye be possessed by these demonic forces of darkness! Or, you know, you could swing by La Victoire and take this box off my hands. Seriously, I'm sick of them filling the shop with fog. It's like I'm in a horror movie, but not even a good one. Gross!
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Haunting Trickbox bundles are
discounted for a limited time only!
The
Haunting Trickbox is hot with rage. From who, though? Or from what? I guess we'll never know! Nevermind that strange howling sounds that echoes through the cube every so often; we're pretty sure it's not some sort of malevolent spirit trapped inside... it's probably just... a mechanical error. Either way, I have a theory that we can pop this baby open to score a stunning new find like the wicked
Lori The Sweet Vamp. All Stereotypically Negative, Viral Terror of 1999 Daring Dollhouse Demon, or the amazing new user-designed masterpieces:
Skeetle Fest by
NamesRina,
Silver Thorns by
The Queen of Purgatory,
Not Tomorrow Daybreak by
Briethell, and the
Astherie Headphones by
Rie_lil_vamp!
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Box of Bundles multipacks are
discounted for a limited time only!
Tear open a
Box of Bundles to score one of my all-time favorites bundles from cash shop sales and awesome chance items of the past. You get a great second try at winning amazing bundles like the
Dollmaker Bundle, Winter Madrigal for Her, Seraphic Bundle, Blessed Bundle Cursed Bundle, or even the legendary
Win Gaia Bundle!There are also some great non-bundled brand new exclusives in the mix, like the charming
[Animal] Sweet Sleepy Baby, Acolyte's Last Blessing, and
Ultimate Faithful Rookie!
Be sure to stop by La Victoire to take advantage of these fantabulous deals before my attention runs out and Cygnus and I take off on another adventure. Hey Cygnus, have you ever been to the storage room of CrosSttich? Like, walked completely inside? I'm pretty sure Stein is out picking up fabric. How mad would he be if we snuck in?
That sounds kind of illegal.
Yeah, but how mad would he be? Would it be kind of funny?
Gaians, please hurry over. Jet's emotions have been an unpredictable rollercoaster of madness today. I'd rather not have to pay his bail. See you soon, okay?
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