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EI Report: Stinger!
Happy Friday, EI fans! This week's report has a lot to do with sneaking around, which is unfortunately something I've been doing a lot of lately, since my mom has been staying over since the holidays...
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Heralds of Chaos: now open to all Gaians!
Welcome to the world of Heralds of Chaos! Choose your side, fight for control of strange lands, cast powerful spells, and battle vicious enemies to take dominion over a world descending into oblivion....
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Seals on January's Advance Chance seem weaker...
Friends, my anticipation for this month's CI release is reaching its tipping point. You know how you can tell if an egg is cooked or not by spinning it on a table? This morning I was doing that with...
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Visit with guests from another time at the Impractical Gala!
Anyone who knows me will know that I'm not big into parties. I've only been to a few, and they're usually loud, wild, raucous affairs. I stopped going to them after I once woke up the next morning in...
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EI Report: Stinger!
Good afternoon, EI fans! We're having an office party today in the lab, and someone ordered one of those extremely long sub sandwiches. It's got to be at least 30 feet long. It's so big that we can't...
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January's Collectibles have arrived!
Aieee~! My letter-opening hand burns with an awesome power... it's telling me that today's the 15th! heart January's collectibles feature the shining elegance of a summoned serpent god, and the...
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Cash Shop Update: Rapid EI Bundle #6!
Friends, we've been working on something special! Our savvy lab technicians have taken three of the neatest recent REIs and strapped them together into a single bundle, and then included a special...
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EI Report: Stinger
Are you ready for some science? You'd better be, because science is ready for you. And if science catches you unprepared, buddy, you're going to get electrocuted or irradiated or jettisoned into the...
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Gold Shops: New high-end styles, tropical garments and more!
Good afternoon, Gaians! We're stocking the shelves with new fashions at several shops today, and there's such variety that it makes me a little dizzy. I'm not prone to getting dizzy at all, either. In...
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Monthly Update: January 2013
Hi, Gaians! We've got a quick video update to share with you-- in order to keep the Gaia community in the know, we've decided to do monthly video updates (starring yours truly) that let you know...
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Cash Shop Update: Elemental Raver Bundle!
Good afternoon, Gaians! Rigel and I have been absorbing a great deal of popular media lately, thanks in part to a 13" television we found by the side of the road. Particularly fascinating to us have...
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EI Report: Finale of Stinger!
Happy Friday, EI mavens! We've gotten so much work done around the office this week! Our building's landlords came in for their yearly inspection and brought a black light to check for stains. To make...
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Get a head start on February's CI with Advance Chance!
Sorry if I'm sweaty, I've been working on my vertical leap. Yes, I know, it's still freezing out, but summer's going to be here before we know it, and with it will come our annual company basketball...
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New REI: Song of Amour!
EI fans, something's happening! We've discovered a new REI inspired by soft and meaningful music, and it's already looking mighty nice at this early stage, if you don't mind my opinionating. Meet Song...
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EI Report: Song of Amour!
Hey, EI fans! The fantastic new Song of Amour is wasting no time-- it's already evolved! I've been unable to put down the piles and piles of paperwork generated by this new item. It's such a...
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Last chance to grab Impractical Gala!
Friends, I just found out something troubling. One of my favorite musicians of all time, Big Doug, who you may remember as the brains behind the classic hair metal bands Devil's Bathtub and Love Rat,...
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Cash Shop Update: Lunar Snake Bundle!
Gaians, we've been busy! Our upstairs rumpus room that had been repeatedly damaged by unruly teens for too long has finally been closed and barricaded off, which is good news because it gives us time...
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EI Report: Song of Amour!
Happy Friday, EI aficionados! We've been hard at work analyzing the latest evolution of Song of Amour and it's been a lot of long nights. Some of us have been pulling all-nighters, and in fact, this...
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For the Love of Gaia - 10th Anniversary & Valentine's Bash!
On February 18, 2003, Gaia Online launched out of humble beginnings on a small server in a living room. Ten years, two billion forum posts, tens of thousands of unique virtual items, and countless...
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February's Advance Chance seems... different...
Friends, something is up! On my way to work this morning, I took a turn a little bit sharp in my car, and one of my Advance Chances rolled from the passenger seat into my lap. I noticed the seal...
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