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The Steampunk CrosStitch contest has begun
Hello, Gaians. I would just like to remind you that the new CrosStitch contest has officially begun, and will run from now until February 17th. The theme is Steampunk Wear, and I'm quite excited to...
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Final Hour -- Royal Court Bundles in La Victoire!
Greetings, Gaians! Just a reminder that this is the final hour to grab the Royal Court Bundles: There's the Court of the Queen Bundle brimming with regal glamor, the Court of the King Bundle filled...
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Somber Enchanter now for sale in La Victoire!
So, uh. Hi. Still experimentin'. Really digging this whole black/white dichotomy kinda thing, in case you hadn't noticed. Enjoying the contrast. Plus, you know. Symbolic. Or something. I guess artists...
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Coin Flip leaves La Victoire soon!
Hey -- did you see that? No, don't look directly at them, yeesh. Be sneaky about it. You see what I mean though? Cops nosin' around. Not good. Look, much as I'd love to stay and chitchat, I'm not sure...
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Last Hour for Coin Flip!
Psssst... Jet here. My good friend Nicolae asked me to remind you that he and his Coin Flip- the lucky little coin that gives you a 50/50 chance of either scorin' a super valuable rare item, or a...
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Score some great wintry goods with Winter's Tale!
Gaians, I feel I ought to warn you that I don't do particularly well with cold. My poor circulation and tendency to eschew traditional business wear and exclusively don short-sleeved shirts doesn't...
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Club Verge is having a sale!
Hello? H-hello? Is this thing on? Oh, bother -- I've never made one of these big announcements before and I'm not entirely sure what I'm doing, so please excuse me. AHEM! Hello, Gaians across the...
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Divinity Court Aya for sale in La Victoire!
So, uh. Hi everyone. Hope you had a good weekend. Or, you know. Whatever. Mine was okay. Productive. Cleaned around the shop a little. Helped Jet get down from a tree he had accidentally climbed too...
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Divinity's Reach is back!
Hello, Gaians! We heard tell that someone -- ahem, Cygnus -- has been bandying about the word "divinity" without using it to reference our own incredible visages. Hmph. Were we not actively trying to...
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Ready to win big at a Toga Party?
Y'know, I've always had a soft spot in my heart for Ancient Greece. I mean, what's cooler than a bunch of dudes walking around in ten foot long sheets, philosophizing about drinkin' some hemlock and...
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Club Verge and La Victoire are partnering up!
Hello again, my friendly Gaian chums! Your humble P.U.G. returns once more with incredibly exciting news! As you all know, there is nothing I enjoy more than sharing my wonderful wares with as many...
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Divnity's Reach Super Bundle now in La Victoire!
Ugh! The audacity of some people, Gaians! You wouldn't believe the dirty looks Cygnus is throwing us after we politely called him out earlier. Jet told us that glowering is just "his normal face" but...
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Loving and Loathing Sale in La Victoire!
You know what I love? You guys. No, I do! I'm not one for the touchy-feely stuff, but honestly you Gaians make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. But you know what I loathe? Feeling warm and fuzzy....
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It's best o' bundles galore at La Victoire!
Augh! Help! Help me! I'm drownin' in bundles here! I don't know where they all came from -- I put in an order for one or two and instead this buy guy Lance brought me like a BAJILLION of them and said...
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Puppeteer's Insatiable Reprise for sale in La Victoire!
Yo. Uh. Hope you're all doing well. Or something. I'm trying to be... friendlier. Jet says I have to, because my scary face intimidates customers. Or whatever. To be honest, I hate this already. So...
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Cash Shop Update: Turbulent Waters Bundle!
Yo ho yo ho, a pirate's life for me! Or you know. Maybe not. Since I don't really like water or anything, I'm pretty much as landlocked as they come. But I like to pretend! Don a jaunty little...
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What does the fox sell? Find out at La Victoire!
So, okay. I've got something to say to everyone, so I need y'all to put on your listenin' caps and lean in real close. I've been hearing rumors around the water cooler that, apparently, people are...
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Flynn's Booty and Chest are back!
Ahoy, Gaians! I heard tell that there was some bundle based on pirates now available in La Victoire, but pssh -- those crazy kids ain't pirates! Where's the flashy spaceship? The eye-searing magenta?...
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Flynn's Booty and Chest are leaving La Victoire soon!
Yohoho, Gaians! Just here to tell you I gotta be launching back into space pretty soon. I mean, those vessels aren't exactly going to pirate themselves, you know? You'd think there would be an...
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It's Dr. Singh's greatest experiment: Theory of Evolution!
Gaians, I've... I've done it. I've created something so mind bogglingly brilliant, so astoundingly amazing, so scientifically genius that is bound to absolutely blow your mind. Einstein? Mendeleev?...
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