Gaians, today I am not only a pirate, but a liberator! That's right: I burst my way into an intergalactic zoo and took it upon myself to open up all the cages, thus freeing the animals locked inside! Sure, it may have resulted in a stampede or two, but I think it's worth it! Especially since I then corralled the critters into my ship, and now I'm bringin' them to Gaia to offer up in my Plunder! That's right, I've got rare critters from all over the galaxy: Rena the Unicorn, Lucky the Cat, even the elusive North Kitten Star! Plus oodles more where that came from. You interested in picking up a new best friend? Then visit Flynn's Plunder and start placing your bids!
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