More mysteries from the future have been unveiled to me! It appears that I'm not only going to marry a movie star, but this movie star is also going to be a washed up old hack! And that I'm going to lose all my riches in a ponzi scheme! Pretty amazing, right? I'm not sure what a ponzi is -- some sort of Japanese sauce, I wanna say? -- but I'm down for any sort of scheming. This Cutie Catcher is really just the coolest thing ever! I mean, not only does it predict the future, but it also gives out super amazing prizes...
With Cutie Catcher you just pick your color and learn your fortune! Not only that, but you also get to choose whether you want a hefty bag of gold -- you could even win up to one billion gold! -- or fabulous items like Bound Warlock or an Angelic Halo! And, of course, you'll discover the many mysteries of your future... What could possibly be better? Be sure to check it out by March 30th, 11:59 PM EST when this amazing piece of complex machinery leaves La Victoire! See you around, Gaians!
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