Loaded Dice now available at 20% off!

Gaians, I'm feeling kind of conflicted. So, apparently, this painting that Nicolae sold me? Totally worthless. Cygnus told me there was no painter called "Bernado Di Vanci", and that the original didn't include a mustache or bushy eyebrows... And that's why I'm so confused! 'Cause that guy Nicolae seems like a totally upstanding young man. I mean, look at him! If that's not a trustworthy face then I'm not sure what is. And besides, he did offer me these Loaded Dice at an amazing discount... Which I'm gonna pass on to you! That's right, folks, you can now pick up Loaded Dice at a whoppin' 20% off. Who knows what'll happen if you play them?



Loaded Dice is a lot like my old pal Dice Roll, but with a little twist! After you toss the dice and get your winning roll, you get to choose whether you want items or gold. You could win up to one billion gold or gorgeous items like Flatline Love or Astra-182: Whipping Black Devil Tail! Pretty sweet, right? Oh, and if you win gold, you'll have the chance to roll again to double your prize! 'Course not even my loaded dice can be perfect all the time, so if you lose your roll that means you lose half your winnings... I need to go do some serious thinking, folks, but I'll still be here running the shop. So drop by soon! Just don't forget that Loaded Dice leaves La Victoire on March 27th, 11:59 PM EST!