Loaded Dice is back in La Victoire!

All right, so those magic beans Nicolae sold me turned out to be a bust. No problem! According to Nicolae these things are known to happen. But it's totally cool, because he traded me this rare original painting of the Moner Liza, created by the famous artist Bernado Di Vanci, for the beans! Plus a little extra gold -- you know, to compensate for the rarity of this piece. Isn't it beautiful? I'm going to hang it up on the wall right away! And then everyone will stop by and be like "oh Jet, I didn't know you had an interest in fine art, you're so sophisticated and amazing" and I'll be like "yeah it's an original Bernado Di Vanci" and everyone will finally worship me as I so rightfully deserve. ... Ahem. Anyway, I also picked up some more Loaded Dice when I visited Nicolae! Which means you have even more opportunities to score amazing prizes just like these:



Loaded Dice is a lot like my old pal Dice Roll, but with a little twist! After you toss the dice and get your winning roll, you get to choose whether you want items or gold. You could win up to one billion gold or gorgeous items like Flatline Love or Astra-182: Whipping Black Devil Tail! Pretty sweet, right? Oh, and if you win gold, you'll have the chance to roll again to double your prize! 'Course not even my loaded dice can be perfect all the time, so if you lose your roll that means you lose half your winnings... So, what do you say? Wanna drop by my shop to see my super rare painting? Or maybe you wanna pick up some of these awesome Loaded Dice. They'll be in the shop until March 27th, 11:59 PM EST. I hope to see you in the shop real soon!