Hey. You guys haven't forgotten about my little back alley auction house, have you? 'Cause I've got an Angelic Halo, Easter Egg, and Thank You Letter for June 2003 all available -- at least, available to the highest bidder. You want in on this action? Then make sure you visit my Black Market, currently set up in the Gaia Exchange. Read the rules, make a bid, claim your prize. That simple. Well, simple if you win, anyway. But that ain't my concern. Just remember that bidding ends March 14th, at 3:00 PM EST. Don't forget, all right? Ain't gonna be my fault if you sleep through this entire auction, so don't come complaining to me if that happens.
All right. See ya around. And this conversation? Never actually happened.
All right. See ya around. And this conversation? Never actually happened.
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