Oh awesome! You guys are just in time to watch my totally kickbutt dwarven gunsmith BEARDO THE MAGNIFICENT punch in the teeth of Cygnus' wimpy elven bard! All I gotta do is win this roll and I'm all set. Show me what I need, baby!
Looks like my "wimpy" bard dodges and counters, knocking Beardo unconscious. That's what you get for putting all your character points into strength and nothing else. Idiot.
What? Noooo... My poor Beardo... Man, I gotta take a break from all this Gauntlets and Goblins, I'm clearly getting way too into it. I think I'm starting to get emotionally attached! And also Cygnus is like one thousand times better at it than I am, even if he's playing some ridiculous lutist with a name I can't even pronounce. Do you guys wanna play too? Just gotta grab some of the dice here and, well, wish for the best! Who knows? Maybe you'll find a treasure chest and win some of this awesome loot!
Critical Roll is easy to play! No need to design a character or assign stats, just toss the dice and see if you win your encounter! You could win items like Blade of the Dawn Sky or Gabriel's Wings, or up to 250 million gold. If you win gold you'll even have the chance to try for a critical hit and double your winnings. Fumbling, however, means you lose half your winnings. So be careful! It's a dangerous fantasy world out there. Critical Roll will be in the shop until March 15th, 11:59 PM EST, so pull up a chair and roll for some initiative! This is gonna get ugly...
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