Bask in my glory, Gaians, for I have been really upping piracy game lately! What can I say? I just seem to have rediscovered my passion for pillaging. I've never felt more alive! Why, just the other day I caught a transport ship loaded with trade goods from the planet Levionaton! What's their primary export? Wings! Tons and tons of pretty wings! Feathery ones, leathery ones, the works! Time for a little profiteering, I think. I've put all these gorgeous wings up for bids in my amazing plunder! We've got Daniel's Wings, Beelzebub's Wings, Archangel's Wings, Lucifer's Wings -- plus tons more! They'll be available for the next week, so make sure you visit my plunder in the marketplace and get to bidding, Gaians!
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