The Mad Tea Party ends soon!

Greetings, Gaians! Our tea party is going most splendidly, wouldn't you say? Such wonderful weather we're having! Perfect for some croquet featuring flamingos and hedgehogs, I would wager. Please, enjoy one of these super dry, unattractively named digestive biscuits! I hear they're absolutely exquisite! Also, please don't ask what happened to dear Mr. Porter -- I found him to be most disagreeable, and so it was off with his head! OHOHOHOHO. Now, where were we...

Uh. Gonna cut in here, before this gets even more creepy. So, Jet is still in this weird tea party phase. I'm kind of at a loss as to what to do. He beheaded one of my action figures for "boxing his ears" or something. I'm genuinely pretty concerned at this point. So, uh. I'm looking to end this tea party as soon as possible, otherwise I'm worried Jet's brains are going to be scrambled. Like, permanently. Or something. Just wanna remind you that when the tea party ends, all of our great Mad Tea Party Bundles leave along with it. Need a reminder of what's inside of 'em? Sure, here you go:



The Mad Hatter Bundle, Alice Bundle, Cheshire Cat Bundle, Queen of Hearts Bundle, and the mysterious Drink Me, Eat Me will only be in the shop until tonight: January 29th, 11:59 PM EST, so maybe consider dropping by some time soon. Um, also, if you actually want tea? Drop by, like... now. 'Cause Jet is pretty much marathon chugging it all. I guess I'll see you at the tea party, or whatever...