Oh wow! Oh WOW! This is such an exciting month for me ohmigoodness I totally can't handle it! Look at all this super amazing totally awesome maybe I'm drooling a little can you believe it WONDERFUL brand new stuff! I'm now stocking oodles of totally super cute kitchen utensils in my shop, Buttercup Cafe, so that you can really unleash the baker in you! Oh my gosh. Just imagine all the cakes you'll be frosting with the help of these new tools! All the cookies you can pass out to hungry orphans! Or to me! But also the orphans. We also added lots of new yummy goodies for you to enjoy! OH OH and that's not even all of it! Jock Strap and Gambino Outfitters BOTH got new inventory as well, with some super comfortable new knit wear to keep you all snuggly warm this winter! Just take a look at all this AMAZINGNESS:
Nope still can't handle it omigoshomigosh. I'm so excited! Can you tell? Is it obvious? Okay, maybe a little. I, um... Maybe I oughta calm down a little? Oh, I can browse Dropplr! That always helps me mellow. So, like, okay! Visit me real soon, you promise? And make sure you say hi to Liam and Sasha too! BYEEEEEE!
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