You know, Gaians, being cute and fluffy definitely has its perks. People wanna pick you up and carry you places, you get some really nice chin scratchies, and folks naturally assume that you never do anything wrong 'cause you're so gosh darn adorable! I admit, it's worked out pretty well for me. But sometimes I do wish I was a little... tougher. More masculine. Y'know -- all vests and ties and big scary muscles, whippin' around a giant sword as if it weighed no more than a toothpick. Sometimes I do pretend a toothpick is a giant sword, but honestly it's really just not the same. Cygnus only gets mildly annoyed when I poke him with it instead of grievously injured. Sigh. Well, you know. In celebration of my masculine ideal, I figured I oughta hold a sale featurin' everything I think to be pretty manly! Check out what we've got:
That's right! Cruel Cleaner, The Somber Ringmaster, Bitter Sweets, Hero's Manner, Blade of the Night Sky, and Devil's Spice will all be on sale right here in La Victoire! Man, I feel like flexin' my biceps just looking at these things. You know, if I had anything to actually flex. Maybe I'll get Cygnus to flex for me. Anyway, these will all be on sale until January 24th, 11:59 PM EST, so stop by and we'll... I don't know! Grill up some steaks! Talk about some football! Go yachting!
That's manly stuff, right? ... Right?
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