Incredible news, Gaians! I've managed to escape the massive labyrinthine forest, and am currently working on reintegrating myself back into society. Given that I was gone for nearly a month, surviving on nothing save a few bites of jerky and a couple of sips of water a day, I have to assume that things have changed in my absence. Do we have flying cars yet? Self-warming sweaters? Effective cat sedatives? No, really -- do we have anything I can use to humanely sedate Mr. Bibbles for a bit? Because while we were wandering through the Verdant Grove his coat got all matted, and he sort of looks like a walking ball of mud and leaves at the moment. I'd very much like to clean him up but he's still rather angry with me, and frankly I'm kind of terrified of him. I think he's gone a bit feral? But either way, I survived! I camped! I communed with nature! I hallucinated after eating some oddly colored mushrooms! If that doesn't make me a rugged survivalist, I don't know what does. But if anyone else is interested in visiting the forest, the Verdant Grove should still be accessible for a little bit longer. Who knows? Maybe you'll find a a Cash Shop favorite, a valuable rare item, or one of these amazing new exclusives amongst the trees:
If you feel the need to soak in nature's beautiful bounty, you have until December 10th before Verdant Grove leaves the shop! Personally, I have no desire to go camping again any time soon. Let's just say that I learned my lesson the hard way. Civilization all the way for this particular accountant and his annoyed feline companion!
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