Come on Gaians! Hop to it! Stretch to the left! Now reeeach to the right! A little farther. Oh come on, farther than that! Jeez, what are you made of-- plastic? It's not a real stretch until you hear a satisfying crack! I guess you've reached peak stretchedness. Take a break: Now that we're awake, alert, and more flexible than we've been in years, it's time to check out what's new and shiny in La Victoire!
Look at these! JUST LOOK AT THESE! These are the most charming things that have ever existed! I mean, I like to think that years of exposure to mirrors has strengthened my charm tolerance to at least two or three times that of a human's, but I'm just melting at the sight of these fantastic new user-designed items!
Circular Motif, designed by user iBlankie, is full of cute polka dotted designs and strikingly bold poses that would add a touch-- no, a huge bucketful of a class to any chic ensemble! Whether you're posing for quick self portraits or just enjoying a nice stroll, you're sure to catch every eye around with this fabulous new masterpiece!
That growling sound you hear isn't my stomach for once: it's the ferociously adorable Monster Scarf, designed by user Avael! Someone needs to get this fearsome chomper a toy or something, because it has a horrendous habit of gnawing on peoples' heads! If that's the sort of companionship you're looking for, or if you just love creepycute style, this might be the creature for you! Nab these stupendous items before they leave La Victoire on January 23rd at 9:59 AM PST!
Wily Vixen isn't that cute. Nope, not cute at all. In fact, let's not even talk about her. Let's not talk about her cute fluffy styles or that charmingly pale color scheme. Uninteresting subject, am I right? It's not like I feel threatened or anything. Nope. Moving on!
Her Soft Embrace isn't looking to steal anyone's crown as cutest critter in town. She's just a fancy, delicately clad beauty who comes to us straight from some kind of mystical wonderland of smooth tones and darlingly dulcet digs! Or, maybe a mystical underland, more like. Seeing as how morbid this scene might be!
If either of these gorgeous new finds resonate with you, be sure to stop by La Victoire to check 'em out before they leave on January 13th at 9:59 AM PST or as soon as they sell out!
The New Attitude Bright Bundle contains a wicked sweet ten copies of the sick (in the good way) new chance item New Attitude! Not only that, but you can open it up for the radical new exclusive items: Eye Gleam Bright and Demurely Prim Punk!
Punk superstar Alleycat has recently been spotted all over town with a charming, classy new man on her arm! The dapper lad's name has been rumored to be Spencer and he's, well, really quite the darling! The big mystery here is if Kath's new beau will gain the approval of her inner circle of loved ones. Her punk posse of vibrant virtuosos have been known to be a bit over-protective... will Spencer pass the test? To see how this young couple fares under the scrutiny of some very qualified judges (and to nab absolutely amazing new items) get yourself a New Attitude Expert Bright Bundle before it leaves the shop on January 13th at 9:59 AM PST or as soon as it sells out!
Woo! What a stunning selection! Now that we've caught our breath and are feeling moderately refreshed, let's move on to the next grueling exercise regimen: Walking. It's sort of a hard technique to pull off, but it goes a bit like this: Pick one foot up, move it in front of the other one (but not so close that you lose balance) and then set it down. Do the same with the other! Soon, you'll find yourself right here at the doors of La Victoire, checking out these fabulous new deals! It's as easy as that! See you soon!
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