Woah Gaians! Hey, howdy, how are ya? I've been drinking a lot lot LOT of coffee this morning! Coffee is so strange, isn't it? Like weird bean-tea that gives you this great KA-POW! I am so ready to take on the day! Bring it, everyday challenges of a shopkeepers' life! Yeah! I'm already all stocked up with crazy great new items for the day! Better check 'em out before I leave to tackle two or three consecutive triathlons!
Major Scarlett is on the scene! She's dressed to impress in her commanding best, and that cute pink pastel is just what she needs to lead the world's most adorable army to battle. Those Ombre Carefree Curls would go totally perfectly the the Major's current outfit, since they're got that adorable pink tinge there at the bottom, but she has to keep her locks wrapped up tight for formality's sake. Such a shame, because those darling dip-dyed waves are to die for!
Stop by La Victoire to get your own Major Scarlett or Ombre Carefree Curls before they leave the shop on January 4th at 9:59 AM PST or as soon as they sell out!
The [Animal] Deathly Dealings Bundle is a peculiar and possibly quite sinister new arrival. If you can fight your way past that crushingly dark aura to open it up, you'll find yourself laden with the awe-inspiring new [Animal] Patient Death, [Animal] Needless Grief, and the amazing new exclusive [Animal] Here it Ends!
You can purchase [Animal] Patient Death and [Animal] Needless Grief separately by visiting La Victoire, but you'd miss out on this fabulous bundle bargain and the exclusive [Animal] Here it Ends! Best get those paws on the [Animal] Deathly Dealings Bundle before it leaves the shop on January 4th at 9:59 AM PST!
The Tailored All Star Hood Bundle contains an awesome five copies of my wicked sweet new chance item, Tailored All Star, along with the glorious and dark new exclusive item: Red Hood's Revenge! Man, that's cool!
Tailored All-Star features gorgeous new reimaginings like the charming Prince of the World, Jekyll's Corruption, [Animal] Maddie Hatter, and Virgin Lace! Lucky Gaians might also find themselves with the astounding new user-suggested items: the wonderful Pusheh's Hood, unsurprisingly inspired by user Pusheh, the darling Immortal Veil, inspired by user Jinglybell, and the imposing Supreme Angelic Halo, inspired by user deep in her! Grab your own Tailored All Star Hood Bundle before it leaves the shop on January 4th at 9:59 AM PST or before it sells out completely!
That's the lot! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to clean the shop, organize the stock, cook an eight course luncheon for one, feel supremely guilty and cook a second luncheon for my buddy Cygnus, do the dishes, reshingle the roof, find a cure for some obscure disease, join some kind of massive competition, drink two or three more gallons of coffee, and then save the world. See you at La Victoire!
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