Heya Gaians! It's that time again! Have you taken a shower yet? Eaten breakfast? Washed your face? Brushed your teeth? I'm not your mom or anything, but I care about each and every one of you. And your hygiene! Don't come into the store smelling all morning-y, please. It's...concerning. Anyways, check out these amazing new deals from your best pal Jet here in La Victoire!
There's been a distinct lack of rioting going on lately, and I just can't have that. Not with my new found passion for all things counterculture and thoroughly awesome! That's why I decided to assemble a crazy good selection of all my favorite awesome things that tick off the man and stick 'em into one fantastic bundle:
The Punkish Dilemma Divulge Bundle contains a freakin' awesome five copies of my kickin' new chance item Punkish Dilemma, along with the brand new exclusive Paramour's Divulge! This hardcore sword slasher is jamming out in La Victoire and making this whole place look like a ticking time bomb for a cop raid. Sweet! More street cred for us all!
Punkish Dilemma could be our new band name, but it's also what we're calling a fantastic new chance item full of brand new system-smashing masterpieces ready to help every punker out there make a statement or make a radical new outfit! Open it up for a chance to win the radical Garage Band Cavalier, Approach B, or Vile Reputation! You might even stomp away with the super rare exclusive Chewster the Ferret, or the new user-designed recolors: Labunee de la Biscotte by milk cream strudle, Golden Stereo Headphones by II Talent II, or the Ultimate Angelic Halo by i boned her hard! Be sure to grab this bundle before it leaves on November 24th at 9:59 AM PST!
Next up, we've got a most frabjous and delightful bundle sure to astound my favorite furry friends! Direct your eyes below, but be wary- they might be fooling you!
The Very Unmerry Wonderland of Animals Bundle is chock full of fantastic new items for Animal bases that feature a peculiar set of characters from a land that seems not quite of our own. [Animal] Very Unusual has been hopping along as if there's somewhere to be that she's just very very late to attend! [Animal] No Bad Time, likewise, is just such a jittery and mysterious soul. But, oh, such a beautiful deep crimson! It takes a rare person to look so fine dressed in such rage, and this bunny really pulls it off! Finally, [Animal] Mad Quandary is rocking some stunning bright red hues and a certain craziness that's really hard to capture!
On a more soothing note, check out this lovely new limited quantity recolor that's just stopped by to grace our humble cash shop with her presence! What a darling little fashionista she is!
Serendibite Millenium hails from far away. Whether that refers to a place in the universe or a point in time hasn't really been clarified. Being of celestial descent myself, I can appreciate how it might be a sensitive subject. She's a charming and dainty darling who rocks tons of sweet and mystical new looks straight from, well, wherever she's from! She's here to fight against the powers of darkness and save her home! Man, this is all very vague. I get the feeling that I'm not supposed to know much more about this latest guest.
Stop by and introduce yourself to this cutie heroine before she leaves the shop on November 24th at 9:59 AM PST or whenever she sells out! That's it for the Digest today, but be sure to keep your eyes and ears open and clean because there are more great deals sure to come!
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