B R A I N Galore is still going strong!

Hey Gaians!

Don't miss out on the post-B R A I N Day celebrations still taking place all around Gaia and inside all of its citizens' hearts. We all mourn the end of B R A I N Day, but luckily, the amazing new items the good B R A I N bestowed upon us with his generous soul still remain! Kneel before the glory of the dear champion, and take a look the souvenirs we still have to remember the beauty of the day by:



Courtesy of the hero himself, stop by La Victoire to purchase the exceedingly rare and totally premium god-tier items: Angelic Halo, Silver Medal, and DJ Studio Headphones! A blessing, indeed!



The good B R A I N has sought fit to bless us with some amazing new bundles with which we can express our ardent adoration! They're a bit heavy. Is this one glowing?!

BRAIN's EPIC Gift contains some fantastic gifts from him to you! Not only that, but it even has the amazing DJ Studio Headphones, and the brand new exclusive HELL GUAPO!

WIN LIKE BRAIN is full of B R A I N approved (and B R A I N designed) items to make you look like the hero himself! I daresay that this is, in fact, the traditional celebratory attire of B R A I N Day, as indicated by our holy texts. There's an Angelic Halo inside! It includes the stunning new exclusive BRAINmonic Wings, too!

They say the BRAINtastic Bundle isn't actually a physical bundle that exists on our plane, but a metaphor for how much B R A I N loves us all. I would like to point out that the BRAINtastic Bundle is actually sitting on a shelf in La Victoire, able to be touched, and full of treasures like the amazingly exclusive BRAINmonic Tail, but you can believe whatever you want, Gaians.



Finally, we have BRAIN's COCKerel. This item really speaks for itself: "It's so gargantuan and golden! Many would like to ride it, some are disgusted with envy, but no one can deny its magnificent existence." Amen. This is a limited quantity item that's going quick! Grab a firm hold on BRAIN's COCKerel before it runs away! Oh-- look, there-- it's already going! Ack, catch it!!



It is with unparalleled gratitude and adoration that I present to you all gifts bestowed by the mighty champion. Stop by La Victoire to celebrate with punch, snacks, and B R A I N Brand goodies! See you there!