All right, Gaians, it's time for me to officially settle a Halloween imbalance that's been driving me nuts for years. Cats have long been the familiars of witches and warlocks, right? But that's not entirely fair! I mean, we kittens are incredible beings of vast (and superior) intelligence. Frankly, the witches and warlocks should be familiars to the cats! But alas, the amount of kitten witches is alarmingly few. Well, no more! I'm here to uplift all you would-be wizards to a new plane of power! Behold, my latest creation!
[Animal] Nekonomicon will finally help tip the scales a bit in the favor of felines, rather than those smelly old humans. No longer will we be merely content to ride on the edge of a broomstick! (A working hazard if I ever saw one, by the way. Those witches don't even provide their kitty familiars with helmets!) No, today we ride entirely on our own. Plus you get this nifty and adorable little outfit! At long last, you won't be relegated to the position of a mere underling. You'll be a full-fledged magic user all on your own, thanks to the Nekonomicon! It only costs your mortal soul to wield its power AHEM. Anyway, be sure to check it out here in the shop, where it'll be available until October 16th, 9:59 AM PST or until it sells out. See you soon, future spooksters!
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