Oh, by all the comets that spot the sky -- really? Really? I've seen a lot of things during my tenure as La Victoire's shopkeeper, but this might be among the very strangest. Seems like the shop might've been built on an ancient burial ground or something, because there's a whole bunch of corpses just springing up from beneath the dirt like happy little flowers! Or angry little flowers, I guess, since these horrible zombies seem intent on beating the living daylights out of one another. The fighting has been going on all night! I'm just exasperated by this point. How are they still brawling? Auuuggh. Can one of you guys go out there and clean up this mess? I promise a pretty sweet prize for you if you do -- like one of these fabulous items!
If you think you have what it takes to put a stop to this War of the Dead then you might be just the Gaian I'm looking for. End this fray once and for all and you could win incredible recolors like Her Malfeasance, Pumpkin Lestelle, Wasteland Mercenary, and more! You might even walk away with the adorable (if not slightly gross) new companions Ambush of the Rolangs! But that's not all: I've also added a few Gaian designed recolors to the mix! Who knows? If you're lucky you might score a GOLDer Medal or a Goldenback Lion Mask, both designed by B R A I N, or a pair of Rainbow Laurels designed by Gaian EUR. Only one way to find out! Get out there and start kickin' some zombie tail!
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