
Hnnghh -- you'll have to forgive my grogginess, Gaians, but Mr. Bibbles and I haven't slept in well over a week. We're being kept awake by that terrible racket! Surely you've heard it as well? The sound of wings beating across the sky, the staccato rhythm of soldiers marching in time, the searing cacophony of weapons being crafted and sharpened... It seems like the forces of light and darkness are collecting for some unknown purpose, but why, oh why, did they have to gather just outside my apartment? I might have to take to sleeping in my office again if this keeps up. An accountant needs to keep his mind sharp, and that's an impossible task unless I manage to get some actual shut eye! Maybe I'll march over there later and give them all a piece of my mind. Those army commanders look awfully familiar, after all...
Or maybe I'll just sit here and try to be productive instead! I suppose I can still find the energy to muster the enthusiasm for our newest Advance Chance:

Be sure to nab your October 2014 Sealed Advance Chance, available now in La Victoire!
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