Avast, ye scurvy Gaians! Did ye know that today is Talk Like a Pirate Day? Arr, 'tis true! I swear on me nonexistent pirate ship, the Blaggardly Blarg! Aye, she's a fine ship indeed, burdened with booty the likes of which ye've never seen before. But, alas, 'tis nearly time for her to set sail! That means that Jolly Roger's Treasure will be leavin' my shop September 20th. Yarr, partin' always makes me feel a bit weepy! But we pirates can't cry, of course. Wouldn't want to look soft in front of the crew, those mutinous dogs! But before it's gone, why not celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day and help yourself to a little treasure from the fashionable depths?
Jolly Roger's Treasure may contain no doubloons or long strings of pearls, but it's got somethin' even better for those of you looking to make a real splash on the piracy scene: brand new clothes! Every pirate worth his salt knows yer only as good as yer outfit -- otherwise yer just chum! Each remarkable treasure is as precious as a fistful of jewels, I assure ye! X marks the spot right over La Victoire, so follow this map to our shop to discover some remarkable new rewards!
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