Ready for a tasty afternoon snack, guys? Because I've got the perfect thing to help you digest -- a Midday Digest! Get it? Digestion, digest, it's... Ah, yet again my wordplay sails right over your heads. Nevermind! Let's just take a look at all the pretty pictures, okay?
We begin with some of our stunning Limited Quantity offerings! Looks like another emissary of the illustrious Battina kingdom has decided to grace us with their presence. Regal Battina is all royalty in her shades of ebony and crimson! Just look at them ears. I bet she could hear a fly sneeze fifty miles away! Note to self: do not mutter under my breath in her presence. We also have the spooky Ghostly Whispers floating around the shop, occasionally making creepy sounds and waving her arms about. Seems like she's been possessed by something but I don't know, man -- it's not particularly intimidating or frightening. In fact I think her little ghost pal is kind of cute! So long as he doesn't try anything on me. Anyway, they'll be in the shop until September 23rd, 9:59 AM PST or until they sell out.
Next we have a line up of gorgeous recolors! Demon's Prevalence proves that you can be just a little bit bad, but still look so good. Meanwhile, an epic love story seems to be unfolding between Altair's Courage and Vega's Beloved. These two seem to be madly infatuated with one another, but circumstances keep them apart! Oh, how tragic... Sniffle. I hate a romance without a happy ending! Perhaps that's why they're dressed in dour black tones, because they're mourning for their doomed love. It's too sad! I need to move on before I get totally bummed out! Just be sure to check them out before they leave the shelves September 23rd, 9:59 AM PST okay?
Last up is our newest addition to our Super September Bundle line! Make sure you put on something fireproof, as we're getting downright reptilian in our latest Super September Swagging Dragons Bundle! Featuring plenty of armor, wings, scales, and tails, this fiery bundle of fabulous fashion will no doubt help you unlock the beast within! It has everything from the Bone Dragon Helm, to the Benevolent Duke of Lalune, to Cartier the Night Dragon! Just be very, very careful with it -- you don't want to end up getting burned! Although so long as you aren't a peasant living in a thatched roof cottage in the countryside, I think you'll be safe. Get your bundle before September 23rd, 9:59 AM PST!
That's all for right now, folks, but be sure to stay tuned for more updates from yours truly!
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