Good evening, Gaians! I know you're all probably quite eager to start tucking into your dinner (or tucking yourself into bed, depending on your time zone) but I figure there's always time for a closer look at our fabulous items, right? Let's dive right in!
We begin with three incredible Limited Quantity offerings! Dayside Fixer revs his way into the shop in his fancy leather motocross gear, with all the coolest trappings of a biker thug. Just check out the tire tread on his shirt! Do you think it's decorative, or do you think he was possibly run over? Either way, he seems to be getting along famously with the grungy Garage Band Beau, a celebration of all things pink and plaid. You'd think it would be a weird combination, but somehow they go perfectly together! What's more punk than an outfit of cream and blushing hues? Nothing! Although perhaps Beau was dressing up to match our lovely Sweetie Rainie, who doesn't seem to mind the inclement weather. You can find them all right here in the shop, where they'll be available until September 20th, 9:59 AM PST or until they sell out!
We've also got some absolutely fabulous new recolors in stock! Resolute Spica illuminates the entire shop with her brilliant presence, a glittering star that takes after my own heart! Do you think we're distantly related? I mean, she's super sparkly, I'm super sparkly... It could be! With her is the dangerous looking Eurydice's Vaporesence, a recolor so amazing it might be toxic! Although not really, I promise. We also have the Eurydice's Vaporescence Bundle, containing the original Eurydice's Vanishing and a slew of marvelous recolors, like Eurydice's Demateralize and Eurydice's Ethereality. They'll be in the shop until September 20th, 9:59 AM PST so make sure you visit to see them for yourself!
Next up we have a rather... unusual offering. The Super September OP Bundle has everything you need to be a walking internet punchline -- or catchphrase, I suppose, if you're feeling generous. From Hey Doge to Master of the Internetverse, you'll be spouting memes left and right while rocking some slightly questionable couture. But hey! You'll totally be champion of the thread, or whatever. I don't know, the internet is kind of a mystery to me, honestly. I don't have hands so I can't really use a computer! But I do approve of all the cat items in this bundle... You can find it right here in La Victoire, where it'll be available until September 20th, 9:59 AM PST.
Lastly, I've got a special treat for all you dreamers out there! The Descending Dream Exclusive Bundle seems almost too good to be true, but I promise it's no fantasy. It includes five Descending Dreams and the preciously purple exclusive recolor The Sandman Nights. Join me for a Descending Dream and when you awaken you'll be clutching a fabulous new reward, like the lovely Baroness Chimes Reprise, or Divinity Court Fabienne, or even Virgil Rosengren! But that's not all -- you might be fortunate enough to stumble across two Gaian-designed recolors: Aria Addolorata by ecavi and Onyx Medal by ADiTaMi. Is that a sweet dream or what? Swing by La Victoire to join me in this lovely reverie before this bundle disappears September 20th, 9:59 AM PST or before it sells out!
That's all for now, but be sure to tune in for more updates from yours truly!
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