Gaians, I think I'm about to wig out! You better beweave it! Uh... Hang on, I had another one written somewhere... OH, OH WAIT. No, this is a good one, I promise. You don't have toupée a lot to look fabulous in these wigs. Get it? Oh, come on! That one was inspired! Sigh. You guys, it always disappoints me that my jokes are too awesome for you to laugh at. One day we'll be on the same level, I guess. But until then, let's GET WIGGY WITH IT:
The lovely Neo Queen Thea Wigs will have you feeling like the prettiest pony there is! These wigs are made from 100% unicorn hair, plus I suspect the occasional unicorn tear. Believe me, extracting all that hair wasn't a painless task. I promise it was all willingly donated, however! These sweet little precious ponies just want you to look as fabulous and mythical as they do. Such sacrifice, huh? Thankfully, no fictional beasts were harmed in the making of the Spirited Wigs -- they're made entirely out of my own specially crafted synthetic hair. Which, incidentally, is derived from unicorn hair with extra unicorn tears. The secret ingredient is sadness! They're both available in La Victoire, where they'll be on sale until September 19th, 9:59 AM PST or until they sell out. Visit the shop soon to try them on!
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