RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, GAIANS! We're under attack and things are looking bleak! Oh, woe is me! How could I be such fool? I saw an adorable outfit and immediately assumed that whoever was wearing it couldn't be capable of any harm, but I was wrong. I WAS SO WRONG! And now we're facing vicious onslaught of cuteness, the likes of which I've never experienced before. This is how it all ends, everyone. Not with a bang, but with a bikini. It was nice knowing you guys, I guess. Time to meet your new oppressor:
Nom Nom Rawr has gnashing teeth and rending claws that she'll use to pilfer all your candy. And your cookies, your cheesecake, your extra sugary cereals, those popsicles Cygnus tucked away in the back of the fridge and then forgot, and -- Oh, stars, it's too horrible to bear! She's all but eaten me out of house and home, but I can't be mad because her outfit is just too fabulous! Curse this weak, soft heart of mine. You've won this round, Nom Nom, but try challenging me again while wearing something less amazing! I'm sure I won't fall for your tricks again. Well, I guess I'm charged with feeding her until September 18th, 9:59 AM PST or until she sells out. Drop by soon to see if you can soothe this savage, hungry beast!
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