Heavens! This heat wave has left me feeling completely lethargic and dehydrated. I've been so preoccupied with trying to keep cool (which is not easy to do when you have to wear a suit and tie every day) that I almost didn't remember to let you all know that the seal on my August Advance Chance is growing weaker! In my learned opinion, this heat is rapidly melting the seal and it is about to burst open - you better grab one now if you want to get a head start on the upcoming Chance Item.
What will the next CI be? Nobody is quite sure, but you’ll get the first crack at it with the August Advance Chance. On the day of the next CI release, you’ll be able to open your bundle and start reaping the rewards of your CIs hours before they’re released to the general public, so you can start listing items on the Marketplace when hardly anyone has their hands on them yet.Anyway, head to the Cash Shop now and grab one or forgo the opportunity to be one of the first people to have the new CI! Now, if you will all excuse me, I think I will go steal the office water cooler and fill my filing cabinet up with the frosty liquid in an attempt to cool down.
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