Limited Quantity Item: Wasteland Scout

All right guys, now I'm just confused. Is the world actually ending or not? We keep getting visitors claiming that they come from a post-apocalyptic future, where resources are scarce and people keep mutating into narwhals or whatever, but the fact of the matter is I'm starting to lose a little faith in these stories. Sure, I bought it the first time! I even bought it the second time, and the third time. But now we've got another wastelander coming up to my door, begging to be fed cookies because she's so hungry. Apparently in the future all food is derived from ceramic bricks and algae, or whatever. Anyway, I'm not trying to put anyone on blast here, but I'm having a little trouble believing that all these new visitors just so happen to come from such a grim, dark future. You'd think they'd hand out more warnings if that were the case, and spend less time sipping tea and eating all my biscuits. I'm just sayin'! Still, there's no getting around the fact that these future fashions are freakishly fabulous:



Wasteland Scout comes well-equipped to handle the rigors of an apocalyptic world with all the style and panache of our previous visitors! You can find this amazing outfit right here in La Victoire, where it'll be available until August 4th, 9:59 AM PST or until it sells out. Drop by soon to claim yours -- and before she gets cookie crumbs all over her clothes, DANGIT I TOLD YOU NOT THE CHOCOLATE ONES --