Greetings, my animal kin! I'm sure I don't need to tell any of you guys how important it is to be as adorable as possible, right? We have our enemies, after all: things like shelving, refrigerators with the freezer placed too high up, and jar lids. Oh, jar lids! I loathe them -- they just seem so smug, not being able to be opened without opposable thumbs. We have but one defense in a world not built for such tiny, fabulous creatures such as ourselves: our cuteness. It's practically a weapon! You just gotta flutter your eyelashes a little and point to a jar you want opened and BOOM, a human does it. Incredible, right? That's why items like this are so important. Here, let me show you:
Astoundingly adorable, right? [Animal] Starlight Forest Fawns is perfect for seeming helpless and innocent, so that you can coerce foolish humans into doing all sorts of menial chores for you! It's a pretty sweet gig. You can find this darling item right here in La Victoire, where it'll be available until August 2nd, 9:59 AM PST. Drop by soon to take a look at all of our incredible wares!
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