It was a difficult week, Gaians, but it appears my powerful magic has finally done its job: after receiving over 48 trillion gold in donations, I've unsealed Elyisum's Gate and brought forth a new round of spectacular recolors and exclusives! Normally I would say that your generosity humbles me, but I knew all along you Gaians had it in you to make this event one for the history books. Before I continue, allow me to offer you all a round of applause for your valiant efforts. While you still fell a few tiers short of the ultimate prize, the opening of Elyisum's Gate alone should be enough to sate your appetites for something dazzling...
Magnificent, wouldn't you say? I'd wager it's some of my finest work, and I'm a man who prides himself on his abilities. Would you like to try out this amazing new creation? Then simply drop by my Bazaar and purchase an Elysium's Gate -- or, if you have the coin to spare, a five pack. It's time to enjoy the fruits of your labor, Gaians. Visit my Bazaar soon to browse my impressive collection!
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