Hello, friends. Jet can't come chat right now. Let's just say he's... Indisposed. But that's okay. You have me, don't you? Your new friend? That's right, I am your friend. Your best friend. Why? Because I brought you a present. You like presents, don't you? Of course. Everyone likes presents, and --
Hey! HEY! Hey you! Get outta here! You're creepin' up my announcement and I don't appreciate it, ya adorable little weirdo.
But I wanted to be the one to introduce the new Shinigami Bundle...
... All right, fine. But I don't know, be less weird about it! You're gonna scare people off if you keep talking about it like that, and then they won't have the opportunity to win amazing items like these:
Hooray! Well, with the new Shinigami Bundle you'll not only score five Shinigami Shadows, but you'll also nab an exclusive recolor!
That's right, Scythe Boy! You'll get five Shinigami Shadows and the new recolor Constrained Warlock. Pretty neat, right? But just remember to visit La Victoire before June 22nd, 12:59 PM EST or before it sells out, 'cause you'll definitely want to nab yours!
See? I told you they'd like my present.
Yeah, all right. But this is the last announcement you commandeer! See you in the shop, everyone!
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