Well now, Gaians. Things have certainly taken an interesting turn, haven't they? It seems that I've stumbled across something fascinating, and after a bit of research on my part I feel comfortable sharing my discovery with you. Do you remember my incredible Nirvana's Gate? It certainly dazzled and amazed, I can tell you that much. Well, all my research leads me to believe I've found another portal -- a portal that could potentially lead to a mystical realm filled with beautiful, glorious items. In fact, my research has given me a glimpse into its mysterious contents:
C'est bon, non? But here's the problem: the gate is sealed. Tightly. And while I am certainly skilled enough to unlock it, the cost of the reagents alone is simply astronomical. No, I'm afraid I won't be able to open this gate without some aid. And that is where you come in, ladies and gentlemen. Will you help a poor ringmaster put on the performance of his life? There are rewards in it for you, I can promise you that much. Every time you donate you'll inch closer and closer towards unlocking another tier of rewards, both personal and global, and who knows? With enough funds I may be able to unseal the marvelous Elysium Gate and share all of its wonders with you. But be warned! We only have until June 20th, 2:59 AM EST to accomplish this incredible feat.
Dig deep, Gaians, and we will unseal this gate together -- I'm sure of it. And when we do? I'll be selling it in my Bazaar, for gold! Until next we meet, friends!
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