Man, so you know how every teenage girl these days goes through a vampire phase? Well, apparently it happens to weird purple star people too. Cygnus just can't put down these lousy "Twinite" books! What's the appeal? I guess I just don't get it. I mean, I do dig vampires... But you know, the cool old-fashioned ones! The ones that were still dangerous. Y'know: the long hair, the funny way of talking, seducin' people left and right. Those were awesome! So awesome, in fact, that I felt inspired to make a bundle about those cool vampires of yore... Let's take a look at the Vampire Exorcism Bundle, shall we?
The Charming Mr. Dorian: Older than what he appears, Mr. Dorian uses his charm to seduce the most beautiful of women -- many of whom are never seen or heard from again. Includes face-obscuring hat, arms with cane, adorned vest, pants and shoes, cape, and long silver hair. 
Eliza the Huntress: After a brush with fate, Eliza is no stranger to things that go bump in the night. She's since spent her life hunting down those that feed on the essence of the youthful. Includes her guns blazing pose, vest, hat, leather chaps, overcoat, and side-braided hair.
Available exclusively in the Vampire Exorcism Bundle is Essence of Innocence! A bloody glass of life's essence, drinking from it forces a helpless soul to join the ranks of those trapped inside Dorian's reflection-less mirror. Includes a crimson glass, floating gown, mirror of entrapment, and the newborn vampire's fangs...Ooohh. Creepy! This is probably one of the few times where I approve of things being less sparkly. Be sure to check out this bundle soon, okay? But I suggest picking it up at night. I'm a little worried it'll disintegrate if the sun touches it.
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