'Sup, my furry little dudes and dudettes! Look, you guys are totally crowdin' up my store. It's cool, you know? I get it. My appeal is apparently able to cross all sorts of boundaries, even from species to species. Now normally I'd be kind of upset, but as it turns out havin' a bunch of cute little animals in my store is a total babe magnet, so... Hey! You oughta drop by more often! Especially since I've added some slick rain gear to my shop!
You know you wanna stop by and buy some, right? You can't resist me. Or these new items. Heh. Oh, yeah! Ruby also added some picnic gear to her store too! I guess Peyo badgered her into it... Anyway! Visit the Jock Strap and Ruby's Rack to check these out, all right? And if you can tell any pretty ladies you see about how awesome I am, I'd appreciate it...
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